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Wow. I use to think Octopuses (Octoπ) where just wanna be dodecapuses. That is… Until I saw… THIS VIDEO! Suddenly, they jump to the top of my “Comprehensive List of Things that Could Probably Kick Chuck Norris’s Ass.” How come no one ever told me they were so cool? Public schools fail again.

Links for YOU!

• PIG – (and Monkey)
• YOUNG GIRL – Talkin’ bout herself
• DIDN’T KNOW – I had to register.

I just saw that Facebook movie, and I gotta say, this Mark Zukkerman character and I have a lot in common. We were both super successful at an early age. We both have people who refuse to admit how much they like us. And we both claim our websites are as popular as Facebook.

I can’t wait ’til someone makes a movie about how big of an asshole I try to be! I hope they can get Mr. T to play me!

Alright, young people. You have to check out this episode of “The Moth” podcast. It’s featuring Steve! Steve from Blues Clues! Get it while it lasts:

Steve Burns (itunes)

Oh yeah. JohnInk.com is hip. So hip. And now, it’s Links for you!

“What? I need to tie my shoe?” says Steve.

Nooooo! Links for YOU!

• CHURCH SIGNS – All rocks go to heaven
• GOOGLE FIGHT – John wins against most names
• INAPPROPRIATE BIRD – NSFW maybe

Despite my best efforts, I have failed to bring you a Harry Potter spoof. But I did bring you a sequel to another hit toon! Bob Meets the Love of His Life! Be sure to tune in next month to see what the heck I’ve been breaking my back trying to deliver. And tune in the month after that to see…

Wait for it…

Everything You’ve Ever Wanted Twooooo!!!!!

Maybe… If I have time. I’m out of Bobs, so the pressures on.

(We’ve got a computer analysis of last month’s probing survey. We’re doing surprisingly well with our mentally insane demographic, but we need to make more of an appeal to the youth market. Thanks for participating in our survey!)

Wasssss Up, Younguns!?

Are you as down with this new Yogi Bear movie as I is? It’s going to be off the chain and in the neighbors’ yard all up in their gardenias! Justin Timberlake as Boo-Boo?

BODAciOus!

Oh man, this movie and the Smurfs movie later this year? It all means we’re two steps closer to a live-action Biker Mice from Mars movie! OMGosh, I can’t wait!

Now, all you old people, I know you probably don’t “get” this Yogi Bear craze. But don’t worry. JohnInk.com has you covered. We’ve invented a new game of Bingo! Elderly love Bingo, right? We’re calling it “Nostalgic Cartoon Hollywood Adaptation Bingo.” Here’s an example card. Make up your own and have fun!

Want to do something as pointless as… well… this blog post? Add JohnInk.com on Ping! Apple Computers pathetic attempt at social networking in iTunes.

I wonder if they have a Facebook app. That might be cool. You know, so people can see what music you say you like AND what music you purchased from iTunes. See if they match.

If you subscribe, you get to see my reviews if I write some! And see what CD’s I’ve bought single tracks from! And then, if you want to fall into their trap, you can even buy the same things as me! Personally, I think that money would be better spent buying the kazoo from my Amazon ad on the right, and recreating the songs yourself.