McDonald’s Hotdog-shaped-like-a-rib sandwich is back. Let the excitement be excited!

This is the only time of year you can walk into a McDonalds and have a choice other than grey meat or recycled-paper-towels nuggets and pay the whole meal with a fiver. That’s important in this economy. Plus, there’s enough barbecue so your body can’t tell what you’re feeding it.

Why does making fun of McDonald’s still make me hungry for it?