Hey, website

<—That’s what the site looks like now on the weekends, if you missed it. There were five updates. And they are:

-this depressed guy depresses you. Sad stuff

-an ad in response to male enhancement ads. SOMEone… I’m not saying who… needs to stop going to the penis joke fairy.

-this politician is mad you know things about him. Right out of the headlines, baby. thanks, again, Mrs. fairy.

 -people don’t seem to know where I’m going with this Vampire Apple thing, so I thought maybe a prologue might help. Here ya go!

-Man, she even hates butterflies?

Woo! Now, things are moving. Check in next weekend for new update blocks to click on. Have a great week.