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You know what I’m tired of?

Paparazzi!

Seriously, they just won’t leave me alone. And they’re inescapable! Cameras coming from everywhere! There’s even a new kind of spy phone with a camera built in!

Well, I’m fed up! I’ve gotta move to a place where I can blend in. I gotta move to the big city.

That’s right! JohnInk.com is moving to Kentucky! Don’t worry, though, JohnInk.com will remain your favorite website. Next month, we make fun of the popular Twilight series. I can’t believe we were the first to think to do that. Come and watch it on July 1st! Bring your popcorn!